A Warning
7:14 PM
Today I woke up to a severed horse's head in my bed. Speaking figuratively, of course. You may recall my discussion of courage a while back. I have continued to wear large and dangley earrings, and Wonderman has continued to, well, wonder at my brazenness.
After my shower today, I put in a pair of large plastic hoops - you know the kind, it was the type that made me wish I had pierced ears in the 80s. They are not just large, but also zebra-striped, which just adds to their awesomeness. As I put the soft plastic back on the post I thought out loud to myself, "Bean will probably think these are great toys, placed in reach just for her," and then continued on to put the second earring in. I had been wearing them for perhaps ten minutes before her grabby little hands reached upwards. I knew her intentions when I both felt and heard her warm breath in my ear. Luckily the back was so soft it was super easy for her to pull out and start chewing on. No harm, no foul. So I switched earrings.
I put in a pair that was not small, but not garish by any standard. They were on fish hooks. I've worn them lots and lots of time since Bean came on the scene. They were my safe choice. Then, while I leaned over Bean this afternoon, the term "safe" was erased from their description. She caught hold and pulled mightily very, very quickly (before this she's always been a fairly slow, gentle, and exploratory grabber of earrings). She pulled the jewelry quite out of my ear. It hurt a little, but nothing serious. That is, until I saw the earring. The hook was completely bent in a very un-fishhook like manner. I realized at that moment that her strength is ever increasing, and it was sheer chance of angle that allowed her to merely bend the hook rather than tearing my earlobe clear through. Sigh. I surrender. Looks like it's a decade (depending on the number of children and their spacing, of course) of dowdy earring for me, coming up.
Conclusion: David is not the only little person to face off with a giant and win.
After my shower today, I put in a pair of large plastic hoops - you know the kind, it was the type that made me wish I had pierced ears in the 80s. They are not just large, but also zebra-striped, which just adds to their awesomeness. As I put the soft plastic back on the post I thought out loud to myself, "Bean will probably think these are great toys, placed in reach just for her," and then continued on to put the second earring in. I had been wearing them for perhaps ten minutes before her grabby little hands reached upwards. I knew her intentions when I both felt and heard her warm breath in my ear. Luckily the back was so soft it was super easy for her to pull out and start chewing on. No harm, no foul. So I switched earrings.
I put in a pair that was not small, but not garish by any standard. They were on fish hooks. I've worn them lots and lots of time since Bean came on the scene. They were my safe choice. Then, while I leaned over Bean this afternoon, the term "safe" was erased from their description. She caught hold and pulled mightily very, very quickly (before this she's always been a fairly slow, gentle, and exploratory grabber of earrings). She pulled the jewelry quite out of my ear. It hurt a little, but nothing serious. That is, until I saw the earring. The hook was completely bent in a very un-fishhook like manner. I realized at that moment that her strength is ever increasing, and it was sheer chance of angle that allowed her to merely bend the hook rather than tearing my earlobe clear through. Sigh. I surrender. Looks like it's a decade (depending on the number of children and their spacing, of course) of dowdy earring for me, coming up.
Conclusion: David is not the only little person to face off with a giant and win.
2 comments:
Cory bought me a pair of pearl earings. They are not fun nor exciting, but because I love pearls I still feel pretty.
This story makes me so sad!! Just sayin'... down with practicality! But up with keeping your ears in tact. Just can't win can ya... sigh.
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