Thursday, October 29, 2009

Big Hair

5:14 PM

Do you remember sitting in ninth grade biology class, watching the time-lapse video of a flower growing? Where in just a matter of minutes you saw it go from a seed to seedling to bright flower to withering flower to seeds blowing in the wind? Yeah, yeah, I know. You probably fell asleep or passed notes through the whole thing because it was phenomenally boring. However, I would like to see a video like that, but of my hair. I swear, when I got on the plane in Utah (I think it was even fairly normal when I got on the plane in Puerto Rico) it was basically straight, with perhaps a slight wave. By the time I got off the plane in Dominica, it was HUGE and curly. I just want to see the time-lapse video of it curling up so tightly in a matter of hours. That would be kind of cool, wouldn't it? Wouldn't it? Oh come on, just humor me and say it would. Thanks.

At least my hypothesis is being proven right. My hair is not getting longer, but bigger. Sigh.

2 comments:

Andrea, the collector said...

Bigger is better. Say it loud. Say it proud.

(Then go put in some of that gel you bought in Utah. You DID buy some in Utah, right?)

w.v. difism: the unsightly result of too much hair dye. "Yeah, she had to wear a wig in the picture because she suffers from difism."

Eva said...

I would like to see that.
But then, I enjoyed the time lapse flower in ninth grade biology too.